Chicken Tikka Masala - You Suck at Cooking (episode 69)

  • Published: 05 December 2017
  • From the creators of Stonehenge; Chicken Tikka Masala. Actually the roots are more complicated than that and Wikipedia explains it better than I can, on account of me not being a historian on this particular subject.

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    The Recipe
    I used two chicken breasts but you could easily do 3 for this recipe, maybe even 4 smaller ones.
    The Marinade:
    1/2 cup plain yogurt (full fat)
    A teaspoon of garam masala, coriander, cumin, turmeric
    Some salt
    Wangjangle the yogurt and spices together then cube the chicken and slather it all together
    Put it in the fridge from between an hour to overnight
    For the sauce dice an onion and fry it in butter or coconut oil
    Grate some ginger and garlic and add those in
    Add the same spices as before, but slightly more, up to 1.5 teaspoons of each
    Add in a large can of crushed tomatoes
    Add in a cup of yogurt
    Add in a teaspoon or so of brown sugar if it’s too acidic or you want it slightly sweeter
    Add in a teaspoon of salt
    Cook it on low while you broil the chicken
    You can also do the chicken in the pan but it’s harder to get even
    You also don’t have to cook the chicken until it’s blackened but that’s what people usually do…careful not to overcook it
    Spread the chicken out on a pan and put your oven on broil and cook it until it just starts to get black
    Throw it in the sauce for a few minutes until it’s cooked through
    Serve on Basmati rice (or whatever rice you have)
    Chop up some coriander and put it on top
    Bob’s your uncle. In case you didn’t know.

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Comments • 6 273

  • A.
    A.  7 hours back

    *Did you just pour beer from a fooking can*
    *or am I terribly mistaken?*

    • Wildwood Dryad
      Wildwood Dryad  23 hours back

      You eat those biscuits with cheese, or they ARE boring...

      • zack miller
        zack miller  1 days back

        Does everything in Britain come in a can

        • Louis Burnell
          Louis Burnell  2 days back

          Right, America has canned bread you can’t really talk. XD

          • Trash
            Trash  2 days back


            • Shirakawa
              Shirakawa  2 days back

              Isn't that butter chicken?

              • Hi It’s Pippa
                Hi It’s Pippa  3 days back


                • William Jr Pfann
                  William Jr Pfann  3 days back

                  I felt strange when he got the spices out of the can but the chicken.....
                  I feel like I outside of an inside joke lmao

                  • Anagha Kalur
                    Anagha Kalur  3 days back

                    # rage mode

                    • wt f
                      wt f  4 days back

                      Colonisation consequences to its peak .__.

                      • A Regular Brit
                        A Regular Brit  4 days back

                        Didnt say cunt enough but you did say bastard so 7/10. More swearing required for improvement.

                        • Arthur splits
                          Arthur splits  4 days back

                          Mhhh greaid

                          • MrLoboLoco
                            MrLoboLoco  4 days back

                            I ate this and my dick grew 5 inches...

                            Idk what to say. Now the motherfucker is like 28 inches.

                            • Yi Xi
                              Yi Xi  4 days back

                              Oh that dirty edge around the clock at 3:38 makes my OCD kick in, and the dirty window 😂

                              • Dr IP
                                Dr IP  5 days back

                                Aight mate

                                • rchaffer
                                  rchaffer  5 days back

                                  0:11 You'd get some funny looks from Brits if you served us fish shaped like that. There again, we all look funny anyway.

                                  • Lynn Wallish
                                    Lynn Wallish  5 days back

                                    Why is everything in a can lol

                                    • bord !
                                      bord !  5 days back


                                      • Chaddington Finnland
                                        Chaddington Finnland  5 days back

                                        Did you have a permit to make Tikka Masala?

                                        • Chan Valentine
                                          Chan Valentine  5 days back

                                          Everything comes from a can? Wow. Wait....🤔🤔😆

                                          • BUCHANAN
                                            BUCHANAN  6 days back


                                            • ArkySaw
                                              ArkySaw  6 days back

                                              LEAVE ME AND MY CARDBOARD BISCUITS ALONE! >:(

                                              • ur daddy
                                                ur daddy  6 days back

                                                You sound like Forrest Gump.

                                                • Preto do Zimbabwe
                                                  Preto do Zimbabwe  6 days back

                                                  why he has everything in a can?

                                                  • Katarzyna Kulpa
                                                    Katarzyna Kulpa  6 days back

                                                    Hey dude just saying if ur trying to be gordon ramsey its not aferive no a fenc but tbh to me may not be to everyone you sound like you have a longford acsent longford is in meath and meath is in Ireland so yeah

                                                    • Axtreous
                                                      Axtreous  7 days back

                                                      Chicken tikka masala came from India

                                                      • Dubstep_city_ 7
                                                        Dubstep_city_ 7  1 weeks back

                                                        Why is everything in a can..

                                                        • TayTayTasticx3
                                                          TayTayTasticx3  1 weeks back

                                                          "tastes like home.. where i am right now..... in England."

                                                          i cant with this episode. top tier comedy.

                                                          • Mylkot
                                                            Mylkot  1 weeks back

                                                            tHis iS froM blaK miRror?

                                                            • Corpsegrinder 666
                                                              Corpsegrinder 666  1 weeks back

                                                              Watched this Video while drinkin from my woota bootle

                                                              • Anata No Senei
                                                                Anata No Senei  1 weeks back

                                                                You're not British, the way you said tomato gave it away. Bloody yank

                                                                • Fresca Alexandre
                                                                  Fresca Alexandre  2 weeks back

                                                                  You put a trademark on that wangjangle 😂😂😂

                                                                  • dlaldlaldla nutsntnstn
                                                                    dlaldlaldla nutsntnstn  2 weeks back

                                                                    Why is this Australian Simpsons character from the episode where Bart pisses off Australia pretending he's English?

                                                                    • pianomicrobe
                                                                      pianomicrobe  2 weeks back

                                                                      I’m from the uk and this sir is funny af

                                                                      • Protechtnical
                                                                        Protechtnical  2 weeks back


                                                                        • Cheese Cupcake
                                                                          Cheese Cupcake  2 weeks back

                                                                          Im sorry but wait---what??? Raw chicken in a can??? Seriously...?

                                                                          • L3MediaGroup
                                                                            L3MediaGroup  2 weeks back

                                                                            The word "bugger" wasn't used at all. I'm very disappointed about this offensive thing you have done. Our country is beautiful and wonderful and your defamation has thrown mud on the pride of our nation. God save Margaret Thatcher!

                                                                            • Tristram Keats
                                                                              Tristram Keats  2 weeks back

                                                                              Being British I can confirm this all 100% accurate!

                                                                              • Tellis Varda
                                                                                Tellis Varda  2 weeks back

                                                                                Please stop using cilantro

                                                                                • Grayson Campbell
                                                                                  Grayson Campbell  2 weeks back

                                                                                  You got the British weirdness down correct! Also Chicken masala is an awesome dish!

                                                                                  • 123 456
                                                                                    123 456  2 weeks back

                                                                                    *heavy breathing*

                                                                                    • Mark
                                                                                      Mark  2 weeks back

                                                                                      "spice mines"

                                                                                      • Velociocraptor
                                                                                        Velociocraptor  2 weeks back

                                                                                        How dare you. You didn't give a bite to the Prime Minister

                                                                                        • Jesse McCree
                                                                                          Jesse McCree  2 weeks back

                                                                                          God shave the Queen!

                                                                                        • TYPH PHOO
                                                                                          TYPH PHOO  2 weeks back

                                                                                          That is an australian accent

                                                                                          • James Crofts
                                                                                            James Crofts  2 weeks back

                                                                                            United britin?

                                                                                            • C
                                                                                              C  3 weeks back

                                                                                              Was the can of chicken *sooooo juicyyyyyy*

                                                                                              • Tuxedo Gaming
                                                                                                Tuxedo Gaming  3 weeks back

                                                                                                U fucker.